E queen of typos

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

coolyounghip:

life hack: don’t join tumblr

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

fuckyeahzarry:

germany won because of this kid

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taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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arc520:

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

daftpnk:

not now boner

fartgallery:

i drew the characters of shrek from memory

queuethegoldenkids:

HOLY SHIT GUYS

MY FRIEND GOES TO SCHOOL OUT IN LA AND HE SAW ANNA KENDRICK AT CVS

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AND THEN ANNA KENDRICK POSTED THIS ON TWITTER

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I’M FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT MY FRIEND GOT DISSED MY ANNA KENDRICK 

Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open
oreoofficial:

im a little scared and also very concerned

oreoofficial:

im a little scared and also very concerned

jeffersonn-starship:

An adventure from start to finish.

jeffersonn-starship:

An adventure from start to finish.

quickweaves:

frankoceanfanclub:

witcheshammer:

frankoceanfanclub:

drunkblogging:

it blows my mind on a daily basis that there are gay men actively attracted to feminine guys 

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