your hole is my goal
kars:

what a story

kars:

what a story

spring2000:

me: *puts one hand on my hip*
everyone: omg are you a model??

you’re a meme one , Mr Grinch

faketima:

[mutual reblogs a post i made] [checks their tags] [nothing]
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British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
Me: Chill
Straight White Boy Problem #450

straightwhiteboyproblems:

bro: hey dude isnt tumblr for girls?? why do you even have one

me: i had a lot of free time and then i discovered the joy of reblogging pictures of massive amounts of weed, trippy gifs, nike apparel from the 90s and the occasional chuckle i get out of a humor post haha

bro: thats too complicated for me *opens ifunny app*

whiteboyvevo:

Matching icons for u and ur squad

me with daddie during a thunderstorm

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

rcah:

where can i get this case?

rcah:

where can i get this case?

awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

dialupmodem:

Does Your Pussy Pop Severely? Take This Quiz And Find Out! 

ollivandur:

don’t lie we all judge people by their url